Shambolic Coat of Arms for A Colorful Character

Mr Ryan or whatever preferred title he chooses to adopt these days has produced the above coat of arms to match his lack luster history. The vibrant colors paint a fresh odour of oddity for the character they are said to represent. The shambolic banner of his standing bears no connection with the present truth and is largely comprised of stolen material from the office of ecclesiastical heraldry.

Clues to Ryan's embellished career are embedded in his artistry, shrouded by green tassels denoting his imaginary rank as Bishop within a church that does not exist, except alone in the depths of his own vivid imagination wherein he believes he is the Rt Rev Joseph Ryan. Again he uses and abuses the true offices of the mother Church for his own gain gilding an illicit church with a ministry that was never ordained. Thank God!